Things we would rather do than watch Whitney
Andrew:
- Lick the floors of his unsanitary house
- Take 5 Upper Division Physics courses in one quarter
Stephanie:
- Watch Glee
- Watch New Girl
- Listen to Coldplay’s new album on repeat
- Be a Physics major
- Have an ABG haircut
- Inject air into her bloodstream
Me:
- Become a doctor
- Eat ethnic food
- Be a Chemistry major
- Get a feather extension
All:
- Watch The Tree of Life repeatedly
- Watch Jack and Jill
- Slit our wrists
- Study chemistry with Julie and Sara on a Friday night
